Funny Road Rage stories - tell us yours

[mad_HAT]

Hey Guys - whilst thinking today after having a run in with a cab driver (he cut me off, didnt like my horn, pulled next to me and wanted to go on with it, then got a shock with the manner in which I explained to him that I didnt think he was a skilled driver!!), anyway this incident got me thinking about other road rage incidents I have had, and one I have forgotten about till now is too funny not to share.

OK - driving along Pitwater road in Brookvale (Sydney) one saturday arvo, slowing overtaking a car (cant remember what it was now) on my left, then suddenly he remembers he needs to get into the right turning lane to get to the mall, so he veers sharply to the right, with no indicator or look and if I hadnt hit the picks, he would have taken out the front left of the Monaro. Well with his window open, the blast of horn he received would have been quite loud. He the shit himself and quickly veers back into the left lane. We come up next to him and give him a look of, WTF mate!! which was duly met with the bird, and a gob full of something we could not hear cause our windows were up. Well that was enuff for me, Brons window was quickly down and fire was met with fire. "your a cock head mate, where did you get you f'ing license, use your f'ing mirrors and your eye's you moron" - while pointing at my eyes to further my point. Well he went absolutley banana's, very over the top, and we swear we heard "racist this, racist that" thrown in there, which was met with the bird, and we are thinking, what the hell is this guy on about!!! By now he had long missed his turn off to the mall and was on his way to a side street, so I took one last look over my shoulder, still very pissed at his reaction to his shit ouse driving, when I noticed something. His passenger was a female asian!! And we figured that he has interpreted my pointing to my eyes, suggesting he needs to use his, as a racist jibe at his passenger!!! Well we laughed our asses off, and quickly got over the incident, and got some satisfaction knowing that their day was probably ruined, by something that I didnt even say! :lol::lol::lol:


Ok, now lets hear some of yours........

[Ryzz]

Was driving the 6 bannger down to Wollongong with a huge Kennards furniture trailer on my ass. Doing down Southern Cross Drive, about 2 mins out of the ED Tunnel and i'm in the right lane.

I tried a number of times to get into the middle lane, but with the thick traffic no-one was willing to let a car with a trailer in. All this time i had this Oxygen Theif in a big Jeep 4x4 sitting cm's off the trailer trying to get me to go faster (i was stuck behind traffic so i couldnt go any faster). I finally see a gap in the middle lane, so by the time i indicated and checked there was enough room to fit the trailer and car in, this guy in the 4x4 had dropped into the middle lane, gunned it, and swereved back in front of me. I had to slam the ancors on (which in a VR V6 with a big trailer and car full of people, doesnt do a lot very quickly). Almost caused a pile up behind me as well.

Anyway i was rather Peevd so i gave chase to him and when he moved into the middle lane again i came up next to him, i could see he had 2 kids in baby seats in the back as well. Anyway my mate that was in the back decides to roll the window down and hang half out it (keep in mind this guy is probably the better part of 100+ Kg and when he yelled out the window even i flinched. So we get next to the car and my mate hangs out the window bellowing at the top of his lungs "You F'n Idiot, im gonna F'n Kill you, etc etc etc"

Anyway i could see this guy just about shat himself and all the colour drain from his face, as he pulled off the f/w and took the first exit, probably to change his underwear.

Mates G/f in the front seat got stuck into mate about it, but all i could do was laugh. Seeing the expression on this guys face was priceless!!!