tigs
08-12-2006, 03:35 PM
Paddy and his mate Murphy are at Paddy's house, late one night.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing Murphy, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?"
"No bother," says Murphy, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's
two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing Murphy, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?"
"No bother," says Murphy, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's
two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"