Marriage Vs Gaol

[hsvredsled]

Well,

the missus and I have just chalked up 15 years of marriage. It got me thinking...instead of getting married, what sort of sentence would I get for other crimes?

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Sheesh... I would be out of gaol now even for murder!!!

[BLK 1T]

Newbie

25yrs for me come January (still on the first wife - so to speak)

Phil

[hsvredsled]

Newbie

25yrs for me come January (still on the first wife - so to speak)

Phil


I introduce mine as 'this is my current wife.'

It sends her nuts!

[BLK 1T]

Nice







Way to smacked in the head.

Phil

[taztassio]

I introduce mine as 'this is my current wife.'

It sends her nuts!

sounds like a night on the couch to me!

[NickS]

Newbie here ... only 8 and a bit years ... with a kid turning 8 in Feb !!!

Immaculate conception.

:yep:

[WOMBIE]

I introduce mine as 'this is my current wife.'

It sends her nuts!

Brave man :lol:

But just how brave are you sled?

Get a nice younger pic of her and then get a tattoo of her on your arm and say to people "This is my first wife!" ........I guarantee you that gaol will look very appealling compared to the years of unforgiving torture :giveup:


Oh and btw 17 years here and still going strong but been together way longer than that :D

[BlueTME]

25 years in March for me, two boys 20 & 17 the eldest one just bought his 1st EVO.

The one that drives my better half crazy is when I tell people that she is working to keep me in race tyres :dance: :giveup:

[VooDoo]

17 yrs here with a 16yr old and a 11yr old

[seldo]

Hmmm....Not quite sure where to start...
14 years the first time ...There's my Murder sentence...
7 years the 2nd time....maybe that was Grievious Bodily Harm...
and my current one.......ooops....make that - "final" one.... 17 years...but only 4 yrs officially married - had to do an extensive test-drive of this one.......Shhh...I didn't say that...
Makes it very expensive though.... Try giving a house and a car and an income to a couple of previous wives....Sheeesh!
Fortunately - whilst I am obviously a very slow learner - my current wife is a treasure....:D

[choppo]

Hmmm....Not quite sure where to start...
14 years the first time ...There's my Murder sentence...
7 years the 2nd time....maybe that was Grievious Bodily Harm...
and my current one.......ooops....make that - "final" one.... 17 years...but only 4 yrs officially married - had to do an extensive test-drive of this one.......Shhh...I didn't say that...
Makes it very expensive though.... Try giving a house and a car and an income to a couple of previous wives....Sheeesh!
Fortunately - whilst I am obviously a very slow learner - my current wife is a treasure....:D

So the Judge got you well and good;)
A 38 year sentence eh... been on Parole twice too???? Still didn't learn your lesson..... :dunno:

Seldo is obviously one of those guys who walks down the street to the bus stop, looking down at the paper (well the People mag concealed in the Herald he bought :D ) and walks into a telegraph pole.... BANG, fall down and feels a bit silly, looks around trying not to look roughed up.......phewwwww.... no one looking, ill get up again and keep walking... guess what happens.... BANG! Another telegraph pole he hits. Again he gets up....

The telegraph poles are right there and obvious, easy to see if you keep your eyes up...:D

[seldo]

So the Judge got you well and good;)
A 38 year sentence eh... been on Parole twice too???? Still didn't learn your lesson..... :dunno:

Seldo is obviously one of those guys who walks down the street to the bus stop, looking down at the paper (well the People mag concealed in the Herald he bought :D ) and walks into a telegraph pole.... BANG, fall down and feels a bit silly, looks around trying not to look roughed up.......phewwwww.... no one looking, ill get up again and keep walking... guess what happens.... BANG! Another telegraph pole he hits. Again he gets up....

The telegraph poles are right there and obvious, easy to see if you keep your eyes up...:D:lol: True enough Choppo. As a mate of mine said after his 4th failed attempt - "If you ever get the impression I'm about to do it again, just take me out to find a woman I hate, and I'll just buy her a house and a car and give her a million just to get it out of my system..." :lol:

[ShylanMotorsport]

Im learning some very valuable life lessons here i think......
I just moved in with my new cell mate......i mean girlfriend.....but certainly no marriage on the horizon.....so i think i musta just got done for something minor..lol

[Luke@WSP]

6 years with my other half, attempted murder?