Friday funnies (may not be work appropiate)

[aussie372]

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[Shoebox55]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I’d like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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[450 kW LUBEHAT]

NEW STATS FRESH OFF THE PRESS.

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STAT.

MOST PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST

WORRYING IN THE LAST 5 YRS



25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness











That's bloody scary........


It means 75% are running around with no medication at all...!
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[WOMBIE]

Nice one Steve I like it :lol:

[firebug]

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